that was the best thing I have read in about 10 years.
*panics but in a super chill & casual way*
I laughed too loudly at this
if you don’t think this carries an important message about our society then you are what is wrong with human society today
when your friends make plans right in front of you and dont invite you
everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban
come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds
GOD DAMN IT
i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much
life hack: make out with me
if you had a really terrible phase where you were an offensive little asshole but you know better now i wanna let you know that i’m proud you were able to pull yourself out of that because some people just don’t know when to grow the fuck up but you did
sext: pls settle for me
No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
I USED TO BE SO IN LOVE WITH THEM AS A KID AND TODAY AT 20 YEARS OLD IM IN LOVE AGAIN WHAT THE HELL