badgrampa:

me as a parent

sarakobus:

Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍

dlubes:

does it ever kill you when you make conversation with the person youve been looking forward to talking to the entire day and they just kinda brush you off

unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

pornstarwars:

i have made a vow to myself that i will never be anyone’s side bitch ever 

humansofnewyork:

“We were laying in bed just the other night, looking at the ceiling, and I said: ‘You know, it’s been thirty years, and it’s never felt worn. There’s never been a sense of tiredness with you.’”

humansofnewyork:

“We were laying in bed just the other night, looking at the ceiling, and I said: ‘You know, it’s been thirty years, and it’s never felt worn. There’s never been a sense of tiredness with you.’”

genies:

my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

telapathetic:

For fun friendship and maybe more, talk to someone else

finalgrrl:

i loooooove personality quizzes and astrology and alignments and personality types because i’m completely obsessed with myself

phanphanphan:

you know when you try to keep yourself from sounding disappointed and then your voice does the wobbly thing and fuCK

veup:

before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about

xons:

do u ever smell weed and wonder where that chill person is


 Let the freak show begin! 
Let the freak show begin!