You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.
the worst thing ever is when you can feel someone getting bored with you
*doesnt play game for 6 months*
*goes back to game* where am i??/ who am i??? what should i do?? who the fuck is that?? who the fuck are you??what???
someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day
medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later
You deserve someone who loves you with all their heart, someone who will think about you everytime, someone who will be wondering every minute of the day what you’re doing, where you’re at, who you are with, and how you are. You need someone who helps you make your dreams come true, and make your fears go away. You need someone that treats you with respect, who loves you like no one no matter your flaws. You should be with someone that knows how to make you happy, really happy.
I’m falling into heart eyes emoji with you
What I’m really terrified of is leading an average, ordinary life with a regular job and an invariable routine, planned holidays, an average household, fixed responsibilities and not doing anything different to be remembered by.
*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”
i love you too much for us to be just friends
Never trust a man who howls at you like a wolf
without treating you like the moon."
|-||Meggie Royer. Metaphors My Mother Never Taught Me (via asimetricna-vagina)|
a good artist knows where to draw the line