"I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have turned out differently if I had. But I didn’t."
- The Kite Runner (Khaled Hosseini)

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

onlinegf:

you were born to impress no one but yourself

lolzforshits:

*gets stuck on a mission in a game* *doesn’t play for another 4234 years*

"I hate people generally, but I like people individually."
- introverts (via janesblueheaven)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i need a gang to follow me around all day and clap when i make jokes

whatcoloristheworld:

good luck to everyone who has school soon but your sleeping schedule is wrecked beyond repair

j5h:

oh, this old thing? *pulls out my grandma from my pocket*

celeritious:

you deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you and how beautiful you are all the time and i really hope you find that one day because you deserve to be loved

"When i first saw you my knees were weak and my voice was shaky, on our first date you kissed me and it felt like every aching bone in my body was healed and when you told me i was beautiful i believed it
on our second date you put flowers in my hair and took me to your favorite places and shared your favorite songs
on our third date you showed me fireworks and told me that was how i made you feel
on our fourth date you discovered new parts of my body and labeled them lovely
the 5th date we went on was the last date we went on
you told me you were sorry
you were the first thing i had and that i actually wanted to keep, but i lost track again and found myself buried deep with the thought of you
and when i see you i will want to kiss you, just so i can heal my aching bones
but i wont because you are gone now
and you are probably going to put new flowers in another girls hair, and tell her she is beautiful."
- another shitty poem i wrote (via:callingtheshotss)

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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charliemcdonnell:

how my emotions work

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