clitt:

its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one

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spanishskulduggery:

It’s almost that magical time of year where you pelt people with tomatoes

twinkleofafadingstar:

men who are allowed to wear fedoras:

  1. patrick stump

that’s it that’s the list the rest of you have to burn your fedoras now sorry i don’t make the rules

luvpie1997:

the summary

luvpie1997:

the summary

crewnex:

snapchat me so i can open it and not respond to it

ghostsfacer:

what if people got a new name every birthday

what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh

"I had my first kiss when I was Greg"

londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

meliapond:

blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

why can’t we be friends why can’t we be frieeeendds

rairatrio:

Important character development question: would they lick someone’s hand if they tried to cover their mouth?

sophmoreslump:

fall out boy swore in a song once and it turned me into an authority hating criminal

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

tomhaverfordofficial:

Me when I’m not talking to a boy: boys are dumb as hell I don’t need them they’re useless I hate them all they do is fuck me over and make me sad
Me the second a boy texts me: 😍

"Opinions are like orgasms… mine matters most and I really don’t care if you have one."
- Sylvia Plath (via waffohs)

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*