bigeyesandstarrynights:

that was the best thing I have read in about 10 years.

urbancatfitters:

*panics but in a super chill & casual way*

mentalalchemy:

I laughed too loudly at this

mentalalchemy:

I laughed too loudly at this

huntingvoldemortinamobilelibrary:

if you don’t think this carries an important message about our society then you are what is wrong with human society today

armadillo:

when your friends make plans right in front of you and dont invite youimage

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

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come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds

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GOD DAMN IT

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i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much

nnilkshake:

life hack: make out with me

twwinkies:

if you had a really terrible phase where you were an offensive little asshole but you know better now i wanna let you know that i’m proud you were able to pull yourself out of that because some people just don’t know when to grow the fuck up but you did

congratulations

officialjesuschrist:

meeeeee

dickscratch:

sext: pls settle for me

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

leftfielderintherye:

falconbrunch:

are you feeling it now mr krabs?

I’ve never reblogged something so fast in my entire life.

leftfielderintherye:

falconbrunch:

are you feeling it now mr krabs?

I’ve never reblogged something so fast in my entire life.

vitium:

I USED TO BE SO IN LOVE WITH THEM AS A KID AND TODAY AT 20 YEARS OLD IM IN LOVE AGAIN WHAT THE HELL

vitium:

I USED TO BE SO IN LOVE WITH THEM AS A KID AND TODAY AT 20 YEARS OLD IM IN LOVE AGAIN WHAT THE HELL