alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

officialfrenchtoast:

*holds your hand* ha ha how’d that get there

catkarth:

that girl you just called a scene? she’s a god damn arms race.

probend:

if ur cute and i dont follow u back let me know

tightvaginas:

three things i’ll say in awkward situations:

  • hahahahah
  • omg
  • idk

revivingpeeta:

tumblr ruined my life but made it better somehow

dorkfeyrac:

people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

alt-j:

do any millionaires follow me that are bored

Ask me “have you evers!”

hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

toastdurr:

fairyspork:

floptart:

ass2007:

im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:

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Who the fuck measures dick size in bread

lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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