avina:

i want to be in your passenger’s seat late at night every night

untexting:

do you wanna have sex?

a) please

b) now

c) a + b

bonheurdefaux:

its ok because i hate you anyway 

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

beelzeburg:

This is… not any less creepy in daylight

literalsame:

I HTAE BEING A TEENAGER I ALWAYS EITHER WANT TO THROW MYSELF OUT A WINDOW OR CUDDLE WITH CUT E PERSON OR EAT A COW

korpsekobain:

don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs

lnfamy:

hey guys just reminding you all of how pretty i am just in case you forgot or haven’t thought about it today

gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

aparselmouthspatronous:

dickinyourmonument:

ohyousillypotato:

so i was just taking a shower and a guitar pick fell out of my hair

i don’t play guitar

maybe it was god telling you you rock

no no, he picked you